Above My Paygrade is the comedy podcast for anyone who’s ever muted themselves to scream during a Teams meeting. We dive headfirst into the absurdity of corporate life—from offsite travel disasters and return-to-office guilt trips to Slack etiquette, horrible bosses, and survival tips for not looking like a total idiot in front of your coworkers.
Each episode blends satire, emotional truth, and listener-submitted chaos into segments like “Out of Office Email or Cry for Help?” and riffing on the inevitable Ai takeover. It’s catharsis for the cubicle crowd, therapy for the remote warriors, and a safe space to laugh at the madness
we call work. 50% of our waking hours is spent working… that makes us cry a little..
New episodes every week. Bring your PTO requests and emotional bag
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Meet Your Hosts
• Speaks fluent sarcasm and Microsoft Teams
• Can identify a bad boss by tone of voice alone
• Responsible for 98% of the podcast’s emotional damage (and 100% of its sound design)
• Believes “return to office” is a hate crime
• Once produced an entire episode using only coffee, spite, and Adobe Audition
• Thinks “synergy” should be a banned word
• Thinks “Value-Add” should be taxed
• Believes ROI stands for “Really Over It”
• Responsible for 100% of the podcast’s revenue and 0% of its emotional stability
• Hates having to repeat himself
• Can turn a 3-minute ad read into a 12-minute existential crisis
• Hates having to repeat himself…. were you even listening?
• Has never met a promo code he didn’t try to make fun of